Christian Louboutin “SEX” shoe.
I need these.
Okay. I have something I need to admit. When I was little, actually up until like 3rd grade really, I believed I was a mermaid. When I was really little I believed mermaids existed. I hoped and prayed every night that I’d finally return to the sea. After watching the Disney Channel movie the 13th Year, I was convinced as soon as I touched water I’d turn into a mermaid. Unfortunately, I have yet to have scales appear on me, lose my legs, and be able to breathe underwater. If that was the case, I’m sure I would have been a better swimmer in high school.
One day, I hope to become as accomplished at doing my own hair as this person. Alas, it appears that I’m doomed to a life of ponytails, braids, and buns. Bitter.